Skinny Ziggy's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 5:22pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 5:59pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 5:49pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 11:33pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 5:44pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 6:11pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 7:14pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 8:41pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2017 @ 12:31am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2017 @ 2:18pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2017 @ 5:13pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 2 Apr, 2017 @ 11:52am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:35pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2017 @ 1:50pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2017 @ 1:45pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2017 @ 1:37pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 8:21pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2018 @ 11:36am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2017 @ 1:34pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 6:22pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 5:44pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 7:52pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 11:27pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2017 @ 1:01pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2017 @ 7:47pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2017 @ 12:32pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 8:41pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 2 Apr, 2017 @ 4:34pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 5:20pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 6:17pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 5:16pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 7:12pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 11:10pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 6:19pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 11:36pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2018 @ 11:39am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2017 @ 1:07pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2017 @ 5:19pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2017 @ 1:48pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 2 Apr, 2017 @ 11:53am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 2 Apr, 2017 @ 2:31pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 2 Apr, 2017 @ 3:44pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 2 Apr, 2017 @ 7:09pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 2 Apr, 2017 @ 4:17pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:33pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 11:50pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

16 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

7 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,015 / 5,000