but next week I turn 69, and I want to become a walrus. I know there are a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica, home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need I will become the greatest walrus ever.

Games I've Kickstarted and can't wait to play!
Wildstar
Marvel Heroes
Battleborn
Warhammer Online
Kingdoms of Amalur
Defiance
Club Penguin
Hellgate London
Mythos
Battlefield Heroes
Global Agenda
Too Human
Anthem

Million rupee quotes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

JS16: you underestimated how much we know each others equipment

Bodhisattva: i dont care i want it
Bodhisattva: inside of me

Bodhisattva: i dont not like you
Bodhisattva: you ♥♥♥♥♥

cheekiyaya: What is fap?

smahama: you dont wanna ride me??
smahama: thats rude

Big Pete's House of Munch: i was trying to aim for a patch of grass or something to give myself some kind of traction

MarvelousMax: so if i press in one im deeper in

lazie: yea im working on sleeping jobs

Krypt | Banksie: this should be fun with my stick

Timbo: would you eat a pizza out of that??

Ameryn: it was good for my back
Ameryn: nice and hard

Shucks: that's like saying what would you choose? your wife or an ant