absolut legend

Take care man

Take care man

You are my Deku
My only Deku
You make me happy
When skies are gay
You'll never know, dear
How much I love you
Please don't take
My Deku away
The other night, dear
As I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you
In my arms
When I awoke, dear
I was mistaken
So I hung my head and cried
You are my Deku
My only Deku
You make me happy
When skies are gay
You'll never know, dear
How much I love you
Please don't take
My Deku away

Once upon a time in goofy ahh Ohio, a quirky blud named Duke Dennis decided to hit the skibidi dance with his bro Kai Cenat. They were trying to rizz up Livvy Dunne, who was sipping on a Grimace Shake while scrolling through TikTok. Bro fr thought he had that sigma male grindset, but little did he know, it was giving off sussy imposter vibes. 😳

Meanwhile, Baby Gronk was literally hitting the griddy in the Garten of Banban, feeling goated with the sauce. Duke and Kai tried to join in, but ended up looking like Freddy Fazbear in the Backrooms. "Did you pray today?" Kai asked, busting it down sexual style. But Duke was too busy sipping lean and saying, "Not the mosquito again!" 🦟

Back at the Waffle House, Monday left everyone broken. They were all caught in a whole bunch of turbulence, from the cringe rizz attempts to the Nathaniel B grindset failures. It was a mix of the uncanny, with smurf cats, strawberry elephants, and Pibby glitches everywhere. 🍓🐘

In the end, they realized they were just living in a Family Guy funny moments compilation with Subway Surfers gameplay at the bottom. And as they scrolled through Reddit, they all collectively sighed, "Bro, we ain't ever making it out of Ohio." 💀