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I be wonderin if that uncraft max is on or off the market
Thanx boo
xoxo
Check my profile (link in bio) and send me steam trade offer if its ok for you. Thanks for attention!
>we played super mario 64 all night long
>i really liked the boss fights with bowser because of the way mario throws him
>friends cat comes by me & starts rubbing against me
>remember bowser boss battle
>great idea
>think it would be a funny if i threw my friends cat like mario throws bowser
>grabs cat tail stand up
>cat claws at me makes hissing noises
>start spinning
>friend yells out what the ♥♥♥♥ are you doing
>some of his family comes into the room
>get nervous and embarrassed
>maybe if i finish the joke they will all laugh and think im funny
>start spinning faster
>maximum velocity reached
>scream SO LONG GAY BOWSER and let go
>cat files into drywall and hits a stud behind it
>breaks neck and dies on impact
>everyone is speechless & starts crying and yelling
>mom callled (my parents are divorced) to take me home
>put on medication & forced to attend therapy for a long time
>never saw friend again
u wonder righht? well.... let me tell u ::))
i just got back from my frend adam u kno what adam is does? adam ddoses gmod servers and freekills everyone all the time he doesnt give a ♥♥♥♥ dude he will teamkill u all day ♥♥♥♥♥ so.... from now on.. for every time u say "♥♥♥♥♥♥" or "arab" or anything offensive i will join ur game wit aadam and we ♥♥♥♥ youre ♥♥♥♥ up. yea it will be rly funy 4 u at first but after u cant play ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser games all day maby u will go outside like once roflmao and wen u go outside maby u meet actaul people who tell u your an ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who is racist....
then when u see the truth maby we can speak again :-)
do u think im cute?
[]yes
[]no DX
love and ♥♥♥♥♥ out,
t3h G0Rr1lLa oF d00m
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