SpoonThePoet
Spoon The Poet   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
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5,358 Hours played
Valve has given up on this game.
The Community has turned on itself.
Free to Play has ruined trust in the gameplay.
And Valve's GOTV Ruling is a kick in the teeth.
Also I'm addicted to this game and I hate every moment of it.
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Pistols

P2000 | Pulse
USP-S | Monster Mashup
P250 | Verdigris[/strike]
Five-SeveN | Doesn't Exist
CZ75-Auto| Doesn't Exist
Dual Berettas | Royal Consorts
Desert Eagle | Emerald Jörmungandr
Glock-18 | Gamma Doppler (Emerald)
Tec-9 | Bamboozle
R8 Revolver | Doesn't Exist
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MP9 | Hydra


MAC-10 | Nuclear Garden



Steam Year In Review 2022
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Games Played
475
Sessions
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Achievements
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New Games
88%
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Recent Activity
5,358 hrs on record
last played on 30 Oct
212 hrs on record
last played on 22 Jul
29 hrs on record
last played on 17 Jun
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Jay-C 2 May, 2022 @ 5:27pm 
+Rep And +Respekt Killer:csgoct::csgoct::csgoct:
Yuumo 9 May, 2020 @ 7:46am 
Koalas are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horrible animals.

They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, ♥♥♥♥ and occasionally scream like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ satan.
Yuumo 9 May, 2020 @ 7:41am 
I don’t like little children. I really do not enjoy the presence of any type of homosapiens under the age of 12 and so everytime I see things like this my urge to punch a child grows tenfold. I can recognize the scream of a 7 yr. Old who’s mom wouldn’t let them climb the Christmas tree being carried by the wind for 10 km Before reaching me, and If I took over the world I would make sterilization of everyone on earth a legal requirement merely to prevent the risk of ever accidentally laying my eyes upon a sauce covered child’s face at a restaurant ever again. even if it means that I have to make everyone immortal just to avoid the eventual extinction of humanity as a species.
Yuumo 9 May, 2020 @ 7:40am 
I fish because I like to watch the helpless worm struggle as the jaws of death engulf its thriving body as it drowns and wriggles while impaled on the hook, only to be taken out of the water and thrown back in to its inevitable death, because no matter how much it wriggles and writhes, it will only further attract the fish and give it a quicker, more painful death.
Yuumo 9 May, 2020 @ 7:34am 
˙ʇı ןןɐɔ noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ɹo ,ɐʇǝq, pǝɹǝpısuoɔ buıǝq ɟo ʞɔıs ɯ,ı ˙ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɔ oʇ ǝɯ oʇ ʞןɐʇ ʎןuo puɐ ‘ʇıɥs ǝʞıן ɯǝɥʇ ʇɐǝɹʇ oɥʍ sʎnb bɐqǝɥɔnop ɹǝʇɟɐ ob sʎɐʍןɐ sןɹıb ǝsǝɥʇ puǝ ǝɥʇ uı ˙ʎpɐן,ɯ ɹoɟ buıɥʇʎuɐ op pןnoʍ puɐ ‘qoظ ǝɔıu ɐ ʞɹoʍ ‘ʎnb ǝɔıu ɐ ɯ,ı ˙ǝuoz puǝıɹɟ ǝɥʇ uı ʇnd buıǝq sʎɐʍןɐ ı ɯɐ ʎɥʍ
John Warhammer 6 May, 2020 @ 9:40am 
+rep not a nonce as far as i know bit fat though