How to play Planetside 2:

- Choose one of three factions:
1. The cool tech faction
2. The alien tech faction
3. AMURICA

- Choose a starting class

- Get immediately thrown in a squad where the leaders start shouting at you for being a new guy that doesn't win the game for them

- Spawn wherever the squad is

- Walk around for 5 seconds, looking for enemies to shoot at

- Get killed by a sniper

- Respawn. Run as fast as you can to avoid the sniper

- Find the massive cluster of 20 units, both from your faction and the enemy faction

- Shoot five shots that all result in friendly fire, before you get killed by a guy in power armor

- Respawn and return to the cluster of people. fire six shots this time, two of which hit an enemy and the rest of which miss completely. get killed by the guy in the power armor again

- Respawn and try to flank the cluster by going around. Uh-oh! you forgot about the sniper. but he didn't forget about you. He shoots you before you can react.

- Respawn again, and try to outrun the sniper again. you fail, and he kills you.

- Respawn once more, this time try to shoot at the sniper. But he's too quick, and shoots you twice in the head before you can even find him in your scope

- Change to sniper so you can try to one-shot the sniper. you go a different direction to flank the sniper, but as soon as you manage to scope him, you realize that the cluster has now seen you, and is after you. You get killed by a grenade thrown from the cluster.

- Respawn and go in an entire different direction, away from everyone, and try to look for someone who is alone. You find one!

- Too bad for you he has 2561 hours in Planetside and has sick reaction skills. He's also a heavy, that activates his armor boost so your shots do little to no damage to him. he kills you

- At this point, the cluster has moved to your spawn area, and you get killed two-three times before you finally give in. You leave the squad and redeploy

- Spawn in a different location with fewer people. Get a few good hits, but suddenly a tank drives up behind you and shoots you in the back.

- Respawn as Heavy to try and take out the tank, but the tank is long gone. before you manage to look up, a sci-fi helicopter of sorts kill you with an overkill amount of rockets that he clearly could've used on someone else.

- Redeploy to VR Training and hide, for there nobody can hurt you.

7/10 would get killed by MAX suit again