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After a good game in edf, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great games and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for an edf lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener brush against my leg. I pushed him and then gave him the 2 bop combo. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

d00t.