• I'm a "random douche" who likes to make people smile and who doesn't like those who deny Google's existence and think they're more important than anyone else.
• I ignore unfounded friend requests from complete strangers. If you're some kind of "Internet buddy" who I talk to via YouTube or a forum regularly, then okay, but if you're just some random person who's like "lolz i add dis guy cuz i dunno", then no.
• Neither my account nor my TF2 inventory is for sale, and even IF that'd be the case, I wouldn't sell either of them to some stranger who just posted a comment on my profile (or even on a screenshot). Showcasing things doesn't mean they are for sale.


55 Ghastlierest Gibuses - ✔
55 Series #55 Mann Co. Crates - ✔
55 (or more) level 55 items - ✔
All vintage Scout hats - ✔ | level 55 only - ✔
All vintage Soldier hats - ✔ | level 55 only - ✔
All vintage Pyro hats & misc - ✔ | level 55 only - ✔
All vintage Demoman hats - ✔ | level 55 only - ✔
All vintage Heavy hats - ✔ | level 55 only - ✔
All vintage Engineer hats - ✔ | level 55 only - ✔
All vintage Medic hats & misc - ✔ | level 55 only - ✔
All vintage Sniper hats - ✔ | level 55 only - ✔
All vintage Spy hats & misc - ✔ | level 55 only - ✔
All 2011 Halloween Costumes - ✔ | level 55 only - ✔ | haunted only - ✘

(5 is my lucky number.)