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Meow, Meyow, Miau, Miao, Myau!

Game is severely lacking content

Good game, Now give me the steam badge.

Upon hearing about the new patch for Grand Theft Auto IV I wanted to replay it on PC with glorious settings after first playing it on xbox 360 at the time of launch. However the game does not activate and the option to activate manually on SecuROM's website comes up with a "Invalid Serial" Error. Nothing but silence from Rockstar and SecuROM after firing a few Emails to the both of them.

THANK YOU SECUROM FOR STANDING IN THE WAY OF ME PLAYING YET ANOTHER GAME, YOU UNWELCOME OVERBEARING DOUCHEWAD!. (:

I know what you're thinking "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

This game makes me feel like Clint Eastwood.
8/10