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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:17am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:50am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 10:54am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:02am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 9:33am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 9:36am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 9:35am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:26am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:29pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 5:35am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 12:23pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 1:41pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 11:44am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:33pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 11:15am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 11:40am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 12:22pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 12:30pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 2:06pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 6:35am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 10:17am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 6:12am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 6:23am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 2:22am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 3:46am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 10:17am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 10:38am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 12:04pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 12:07pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:32am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:57am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:06pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 11:34am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:29pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 1:21pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 11:07am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 12:57pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 1:55pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 10:15am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 6:38am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 9:40am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2021 @ 3:49am