Why do they have the characters highlighted? THIS IS A TOURNAMENT. They should turn off the highlighting so that the players can’t see the enemy through walls. Wow. I can’t believe this.

Hello this is Jame's mom, Jane. I would appreciate it if you would stop making fun of my son for saving. He grew up in a poor country and we never had awp. we couldn't afford awp, just p250 for our children to eat. if you would be so kind and not make fun of my son please, or I will report.

Copypasta jokes are not funny. It’s annoying and incredibly irritating to me when I say something in chat because I would enjoy actual responses and I instead get my own words thrown back at me. Please don’t just copy my messages and be original! Thank you!

If I wanted pasta I would go to an Italian restaurant. This is NOT the place to copy pasta, we are here to enjoy ACTUAL CS. These are professionals who work hard, this is not the time for your "memes" or whatever kids call it these days. Appreciate it if you all stopped now.

Mods, you don't understand. I'm a professional twich chatter. Slow mode is literally against humans rights and I should not be force to endure such a torture. Mod me or remove slow mode, me and my 300 accounts will spam this until you do.

Karrigan became what everyone feared. his eyelids disappeared, his head was swelling and his ears started bleeding. “are you okay Finn?” asks Ropz. i’ve never been better Robin, i see it all now, they’re not going a or b. they’re going to the lower bracket, he said before rushing b all by himself and killing everyone on site.

If you copypaste this message I will not hesitate to contact my team of lawyers and get working on a cease-and-desist letter and full on class A lawsuit. I work with powerful people. Don't test your luck, kiddo..

I’m back from my 600 seconds timeout, while i was timed out i started thinking, maybe i shouldn’t spam so much, I just wanted to say, thank you mods, thank you for redirecting my spammer life and leading me on the way to a safe chat, praise the mods!

Who is Aleksib? For the blind, he is the new KIA minivan. For the hungarians, he is the chef. For the thirsty, he is the wet. If Aleksib thinks, I am also a frog. If Aleksib speaks, I’m yet again a frog. If Aleksib has one fan, it blows cold air. If Aleksib has no fans, it will be hot.

I've seen Donk play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes.

Just smashed my 84-inch TV in rage. NAVI is embarrassing me in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as I pace around the room trembling. I can’t take this anymore. Fire ALEKSIB immediately or my kids will not get dinner tomorrow.

BOP DONKED BOP DONKED BOP DONKED BOP DONKED BOP DONKED BOP DONKED BOP DONKED BOP DONKED BOP DONKED BOP DONKED

This is why eSports will never hit the general public as hard as for instance soccer. the way you kids are spamming this chat is just ruining the whole experience for a grown man. Seriously. Grow up

JITU ESPORTS is a Chinese CS:GO Esports organization which is based in Second Guanzhou Province (G2). They are famous with their strong T-Side and one of the best IGL in the game, Liang “Hu Xi” Wang. The strongest map in their map pool is de_airport.

Guys can you please not spam the chat.? My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spammed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat.

Hey guys, i’m Iwatunu ‘IM’ Mafubu and come from Japan, player for Nimtus Winsire. my IGL is AlheilquisiA and is usually baiting for him. I hope you guys will enjoys watching my games.

SMOrc ME NIKO SMOrc ME AWP SMOrc ME NIKO SMOrc ME AWP SMOrc ME NIKO SMOrc ME AWP SMOrc ME NIKO SMOrc ME AWP

Mods, I am truly humbled by the timeout. Due to the stupidity of my actions, I've recognised that I've learned my lesson and will no longer make the same mistake by copying and paste again. Here's to a better chat.

Hey guys huge ASTRALIS fan here. I’m currently on the plane to Katowice and can’t wait to see my boy BLAMEF destroying everybody. I was just looking at the schedule and couldn’t see any ASTRALIS matches listed. Is this a mistake from HLTV? I’ll be honest I didn’t even bother watching the Play-in cause Astralis would obviously qualify for Kato

Aleksib is tactical genius. He is most know of his signature tactic "going B, but then going A". He also has second little known tactic of "going A, but going A". What a absolute legend.

Sudeep "s1mple" Vernakulum Muthu Sanjeev is an Indian professional Counter Strike:Global Offensive player who currently plays for Nandi and Valu Invincibles (NAVI) , an Electrical Sports (E-Sports) team based in Nagapattinam, Tamil

This chat disgusts me. 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14. The other 40% are 14 year olds pretending to be 41. And the remaining 30% just copy pastes the longest message they can find in the chat. Grow up chat, grow up

One day Xantares, s1mple and zywoo went to sea. s1mple dipped his hand in the water said the coldness was 15 degrees, zywoo put both hands in the water and said the pressure is low, Xantares put his d_ck in the water and said the depth is 50 meters

I am back after my 10 minute timeout and would like to say that it was stupid. Yes I wrote a funny paragraph. Yes it ended up being a copypasta. But so what? Are you really surprised that I will exercise my rights and freedom of speech as an American? I am a free man. You will not silence me...

Hi, ESL. It’s me, your only Viewer. For months, I have created the illusion that you are streaming to a large audience. But here’s the truth: all these people in the chat are me. And now, for you to be convinced of this, I will send this message from all my accounts.

Is this chat filled with parrots? All you guys do is copy what the person above you wrote. Please have some originality and contribute to a smarter chat.

If GODXIC has millions of fans, I'm one of them. If GODXIC has ten fans, I'm one of them. If GODXIC has only one fan, it's me. If GODXIC has no fans, it means that I am no longer in the world. If the world is against GODXIC, I am against the world

a warm summer night in the danish countryside. stavn left the celebrations inside the cabin to take in the quiet grandeur of the sky above outside. everything had been worth it. the drama. the allegations. the cheating. the hate. the love. 2026 and astralis has cemented a second dynasty. they did it, together. as he closed his eyes and took in a deep breath of the rural air, he felt a sharp sensation in his back.

“right click!” whispered cadian, as he wrapped his arms around his teammate from behind. stavn could smell the alcohol on his breath, and cadiaN could smell it on his. “I’m so proud of you,” his grip grew tighter.

“hey that tickles,” laughed stavn under the night sky. they both roared with joy, a bond forged through the hottest of fires. they tumbled to the ground, cadiaN’s grip growing ever tighter. “hey you’re holding me tighter than the Major trophy!”

cadiaN froze, lifted his teammates chin to stare him directly in the eyes and say with every fiber of his being “you are my trophy”

You think it's funny to copy other people's messages do you? Well let me tell you, I, and I alone own the rights to my own messages. If you copy ANY of my messages at ANY point I will take legal action against you. Go ahead