Luke did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once we even have the entire 501st run a train on her, part of official Jedi training of course. In time she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange ♥♥♥♥♥ mid fight as she’d do flips while slicing Super Battledroids in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she'd get captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

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You know what twin? I can't do this ♥♥♥♥ with you no more bruh. Mmm, this is what you told me: You said "Imma' be on the game at 9 o clock." Where was you at, hmm? Where was you at? I had to run SOLO. I had to play with RANDOMS. Do you know how that feels, hmm? To play with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ randoms? CARRYIN' EVERY GAME ON MY BACK, HMM? ♥♥♥♥ YOU. Don't you ever join my party again, bruh, you hear me? Oh, "I was busy," I was eating," "I fell asleep." *You think I give a ♥♥♥♥ 'bout any of that? Naw. I told you to get on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' game. When have I ever missed a game for you, huh? I've known you since you were a *baby*. You pathetic *freak*.

In the stripped club. Straight up "jorking it" and by "it", haha well. Let's just say my peanits.

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