Recent reviews by Toasted Baby

hello i have had fun :)

Haven't gotten around to starting the single player story yet since I don't have enough time to dedicate to it, but I did try out multiplayer for a bit and it sucked ass, so there's that.

Fun to play with friends (when the invite system works, which is almost never thanks to having to use Bethesda.net), and ripping apart Nazis is pretty fun, especially on 2 tabs of acid.

I'm just writing this review for the Steam Summer Sale.

Very good story, and enough side missions to make the game worth playing multiple times.

Best game ever made, and you know you can't deny that.

First person I met online gave me a ride to the strip club and gave me money for a lap dance. We are now best friends.

Cooked meth in the blacksmith and rode my unicorn into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sunset.

11/10

Waste of time and money. If you spawn in the safezones, you get killed by people camping them. If you spawn in the world, you get killed by more people or ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ enemies. No loot to be found, terrible performance (~25fps on a 4770k, GTX 770 SLI, 16gb RAM, 250gb SSD on both High graphics/Far draw distance and Low/close draw. No difference whatsoever), and terrible mechanics. There is no survival, because you will die within ten mintues without hacks, and you will lose everything, so leveling up is pointless. Menus don't work (instructions button doesn't work, many keybinds are not listed and can only be found online, lots of menu options are non-functional). Comedic collision detection at best. Map design is laughable, with floating cars, grass, and items everywhere. Looks like it was just thrown together. Save your money.

Another generic horror game. Just like all the others, it relies on generic jump scares and single digit IQ's of players in order to produce "scary" moments so people can scream like a ♥♥♥♥♥ at an unusual shadow or a flickering light. (See: PewDiePie) I tried playing it and got bored almost immediately because "horror" and "scary" stuff was just so bland and overused. Level design is boring at best and is incredibly redundant and unimaginitive, and the save system is horrible. No manual saves, and checkpoints are about 30 minutes apart from each other. A tech demo at best. I'm glad Nvidia picked up the tab on this one so I didn't actually have to buy it