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ㅤ* We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
ㅤ* A passer-by spots a fisherman by a river. "Is this a good river for fish?" he asks.
"Yes", replies the fisherman, "It must be. I can't get any of them to come out."
ㅤ* Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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