Recent reviews by bodyshot bazza

flawed but gud

I've got really mixed feelings about Eternal. I really dislike some of the changes they've made, such as the increased focus on resource and ability management, but love others, like the SSG's new meathook (there really isn't anything quite as satisfying).

I'm also not a fan of how disconnected all the levels are, unlike every other Doom's winding journey. Instead of slowly fighting your way through a deserted, hell infested mars base, you're teleporting to random locals for various plot reasons. Don't get me wrong, the levels are absolutely jaw droppingly gorgeous (Eternal might just have some of the best art direction I've seen in a game), but there's absolutely no cohesion between any of them.

If you're a fan of 2016, you're probably gonna enjoy Eternal. Either that or you'll be turned off by how drastically different it is.

Either way, it's still a bloody good game.

As graphically impressive as Black Mesa's recreations of HL1's levels are, a lot of what made them so great in the first place has either been changed or completely removed. The grunt's AI just seems to be a rehash of the combine's too.

Also the grenade physics are a bit ♥♥♥♥♥.
Just play Half-Life 1 instead.

I'd only recommend picking this game up if you're super into the Postal series and are interested in supporting the devs as they work on the 4th entry. There isn't a lot to the game currently, but what there is undeniably Postal.

Already way better than 3. so congrats on that.

First things first, this game is the epitome of action. If you're a fan of movies like Die Hard or some of the more recent Bond films you'll definitely love this game. Second of all, you can slap rocket boosters to cows' asses in this game and fly alway from nuclear explosions in a wingsuit.

Do you really need anything else to sell you on this game?

PS: I'd highly recommend not playing with a controller, the game throws way too many enemies at you for analog stick aiming to be viable. There *is* a bit of auto aim in play, but it's not hard enough to make up for it.

Just google "F.E.A.R. Is Ridiculous".

Watch it.

If you don't feel like instantly purchasing this game after watching that video there might be something wrong with you.

As someone who is an avid fan of the Ultima series and rpgs in general, the only redeeming thing this game has to offer is it's combat. Everything else, including the base building, is absolutely abhorrent.

If you want to play a real Fallout game, play literally any of the others. Yes, even Fallout 3.

Maybe not Brotherhood Of Steel.

Amazing game, however I wouldn't recommend this version. Uplay is an utter ♥♥♥♥♥ to use. Infact, I can't even play the game because I don't remember my old account even though I OWN the game.

Great game.
Toxic community.
Developers who only care about microtransactions.
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It's a genuinely fun experience if you manage to team up with the right people.

Originally released on the 17th of november, 2008, is Valve's first co-op zombie game. Originally developed by Turtle Rock Studios.
Now you may ask, "Why would I want to buy this game when it's ported in Left 4 Dead 2?". Well little Timmy, the reason is that Valve butchered it in Left 4 Dead 2. A lot of the levels are a lot easier due to more weapons, or harder due to more special infected. Certain character lines and events are missing, common infected look out of place, and so on.
Honestly, I prefer only having 5 special infected. (Smoker, Hunter, Tank, Witch, Boomer.) The Spitter, Jockey, and Charger just seem so out of place in Left 4 Dead 2's Left 4 Dead campaigns.
Anyway, to close things off, I do recommend this game. The community that still plays this game is quite small, but I still manage to find a game when I do play.