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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 99.8 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 23 Mar, 2023 @ 9:02pm
Updated: 23 Mar, 2023 @ 9:38pm

  • no Ashley saying, "Ugh, you pervert!"
  • no Ashley saying, "Hey! What are you looking at?"
  • no animation of Ashley covering her skirt when you try to look up it and see her panties
  • no being able to freely stare at Ashley's panties from the bottom of a high enough ladder
  • no getting an accidental Ashley upskirt dialogue when performing a suplex on an enemy
  • no quick half a second slip of Ashley's panties during the cutscene where she and Leon leap through the church window to escape from the crossbow Illuminados
  • no easy distance panty shot of Ashley when she's cowering in fear in the presence of enemies, allowing for a clean angle of her white panties
  • no aiming a knife or grenade towards the sky in certain areas to lower the camera at a low angle to catch a glimpse of Ashley's panties
  • no quick glimpse of Ashley's panties during the cutscene when she is pushed by the Island Ganado when she's in captivity on the island
  • no shot of Ashley's panties as she crawls underneath the table during the section in the castle where she is playable
  • no swift peak of Ashley's panties as she exits the dumpster that she was hiding inside of
  • no unintentional shot of her panties as she flails around, calling Leon for help, in the arms of an enemy as they forcibly remove her from the room
  • no cheeky between legs shot of her panties when she falls flat on her butt when recoiling from the knight statue's attack
For all the things this game is doing right, it censored, possibly even downright removed, the thing people wanted most. It murders an aspect of her character, rendering it essentially non-canon. Why is censorship so prevalent in gaming nowadays? I'm surprised they're even keeping in the gore given the extent that they're willing to go to censor something that the vast majority of players will never even see. This is dishonest, and suggests a lack of soul and attention to detail on the developer's part. 
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189 Comments
Waxxer 20 Jun @ 3:56pm 
W
melomelo 20 Jun @ 12:14pm 
@GLaDOS, who said this was satire?
GLaDOS 24 May, 2023 @ 10:41pm 
bruh this is the best satire ive ever read
Monrello 21 May, 2023 @ 9:07am 
You actually raise a sort of decent point. Blood and gore is totally fine. Seeing Leon get viscerally ripped in half, or get his head chomped off? Kiddie sh*t. But panty shots, THAT'S crossing the line? Anime's been doing that for decades and nobody cares when they do it.

Good shitpost regardless
Excel.exe 10 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm 
Yeah i'm 90% sure this is ironic, the real problem is all the comments down here agreeing with him :beeped:
Pollyblitz 1 May, 2023 @ 9:26am 
NO PANTIES?
*insert megamind picture here*
Society Gaming 29 Apr, 2023 @ 4:34pm 
The internet is very serious business, Pollyblitz.
Nagato Komado 28 Apr, 2023 @ 7:09am 
thank god for the r34 animators who will do us justice with ashley's new model
Pollyblitz 27 Apr, 2023 @ 12:26pm 
Also idk how some people in this thread didn't know this is ironic look at his playtime it's litterally almost 100 hours as of right now.

Like I know that some people were here before the 100 hours but he litterally typed a small college essay just to say in like the last section he agknowleged how insignificant it is. Not everybody is crowbcat.
Pollyblitz 27 Apr, 2023 @ 12:16pm 
*Pov your unaware of rule 34 is*

"I played 100 hours and can confirm you get no parties"