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16.5 hrs last two weeks / 1,833.4 hrs on record (502.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 12 Jan, 2021 @ 9:15am

CS:GO Review
So what is CS GO?

— CS GO is about weapon skins that cost more expensive than gaming devices.
— CS GO is about you have to drop your beautiful P90 to the whole team.
— CS GO is about you are getting links virus links in the hope of stealing your inventory.
— CS GO is about strange micro russian guys.
— CS GO is about burning your chair after playing competitive mode.
— CS GO is about "globals" that have 10 accounts and get satisfaction playing against "Kalash".
— CS GO is about you called noob by someone with 0-0-10 score.
— CS GO is about learning rude words on different languages - especially like "Suka bliat".
— CS GO is about more angry russians in the competitive mode than in Russia itself.
— CS GO is about leaving A alone, when the bomb is already about blow on B.
— CS GO is about "SpEaK RuSsIaN, StUpId AmErIcAn" when you`re just from english speaking country.
— CS GO is about every third teammate that boosted silver.
— CS GO is about shooting all ammo and deal 14 dmg and the enemy headshots you with one Deagle randmo shot all throw the map.
— CS GO is about VAC exponentially banning professional players, but cannot ban cheater that shoots the whole team through three walls, while having 2.2 hours in the game.

Love it so much!
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🅾️rder💲 29 Jan, 2023 @ 7:19am 
nice