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Recent reviews by xeno⛧

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1 person found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
performance is horrible, might purchase again if its optimised
Posted 30 April, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
20.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
battlefield devs might as well retire tbh
Posted 27 June, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
95.5 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
fun game excited for future. tarkov in vr
Posted 5 April, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
109.8 hrs on record (54.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
good game
Posted 14 October, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
17.2 hrs on record
good game
Posted 14 August, 2021.
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52 people found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
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67.8 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Once in a lifetime you'll come across a game that truly captures the history and cultural distinctions of the modern world the way a person can subjectively perceive it through our guided field of perspective. I have to admit, I had my doubts when I first learned of the game. After all, Bean Battles? Will this game even be good? How ignorant was I to even have these thoughts. Little did I know I was about to indulge in what may have been the best 1 hour and 21 minutes of my life. The game started out strong. The maps enticed the audience with a captivating enigma. I was so taken aback from the next-generation animation that I almost didn't even realize the underlying symbolism in the ongoing games. It wasn't until my twenty sixth game where I finally got my bearings together and was able to focus on the gripping and labyrinthine stratagem. The underlying analogy for 19th century distopianism and the evangelical deviation of typical orthodoxy was enlightening to say the least. Just when I thought the game could not get any better, the increasing conflict before the climax began. I could not believe the complexity of game as the bean protagonist. My bean struggled with the everyday endeavors for a quintessential bean such as the consistent up- hill altercation of the fight against misogyny and the fiscal synergy of opposing interplanetary dynamisms. There I was, gripping to my chair as the conflict of the game began. I was so enticed by the game that I felt as if I was both practically and relatively apart of the game. This is a special kind of high that not even the strongest of drugs can give you. Was I part of the game? Am I inside the game right now? This game will leave you questioning existential nihilism and the objective skepticism of our perceived valuation of anthropological existence. At this point in the game, I was fully intoxicated by the avant-garde animated art style. That's when the game finally aggrandized and I was completely stupefied. You could have lived a thousand years of isolation trying to predict the plot twist and you would never even scratch the surface of what actually transpires in the game. I was so bewildered that I actually had to stop playing the game so that my existential crisis didn't dive too deep inside of myself. Even restarting the game was surreal. It's almost as if life restarted with the game. I felt as though I had actually become a cinematic tangent quantum. The effects are still wearing off and I haven't been able to play the game in several days.
Posted 15 January, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
154.5 hrs on record (40.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
ppl are BIG mad
Posted 28 March, 2020.
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20 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
425.3 hrs on record (70.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
people r BIG mad
Posted 22 December, 2018.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1,123.5 hrs on record (177.9 hrs at review time)
loot
Posted 20 September, 2015. Last edited 30 November, 2019.
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