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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, it’s the slender man, and he’s cooking hot dogs on the stove!
HEY you hungry home invader, stop raiding our refrigerator!
YIKES!!! He just whacked me with a warm wiener! TWICE.
WAIT, YOU AIN'T GOT NO LIPS, HOW THE HELL CAN YOU EAT POTATO CHIPS?!
WOAH! KNOCK IT OFF YOU SKINNY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
QUIT STEALING OUR FOOD, AND GO BUY A FREAKIN SANDWICH!
You bony bastard! Look at this place, it’s a disaster!
Furyouhin no norainu sa
Da kedo kantan ni wa
Teeru wa furanai ze
Iesu man ni
Narisobireta
(woah oh oh, woah oh, we are bad boys)
Waru ni nokosareta
NO to iu na no
JUSTICE
WOW, BREAKIN' THE LAW
BREAKIN’ THE WORLD kowase
(breaking the world)
Kirisake TENDERNESS
WOW, BREAKIN' THE RULE
Roppou zensho ja shibarenai
(breaking the world)
Hanran bunshi sa
Furiageta
Nigiri kobushi ga oretachi no
JUDGEMENT!
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.