Life. You could say it started when I was a kid. Like most folks, i've always been different, but - not like the others. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honkey, honkey dweeb, dweeby chimp, and worst of all: chomsky honk. Did you know there's over 87 combinations of those soul scalding words? I found out the hard way. Life......

http://www.last.fm/user/dontpursuelubu
This is actually pretty good, not cringe at all