---{Graphics}---
X Minecraft with RTX off
X Post-apocalyptic eye candy
X Crisp and clean
X Decent
Y My GPU is crying
X Cyberpunk 2077 at launch

---{Gameplay}---
Y Chef's kiss
X Solid mechanics
X It's a game, alright
X Mehh
Y Trust issues simulator
X Uninstall simulator

---{Audio}---
X ASMR for paranoid gamers
Y Gunshots slap harder than bass drops
X Good
X Not too shabby
X My ears are bleeding
X Did someone say "footsteps"?

---{Audience}---
Y Fortnite kids with trust issues
Y Minecraft griefers to FPS veterans
Y Teens with energy drinks and insomnia
Y Adults with masochistic tendencies
Y Gamers who enjoy pain
Y Even your grandma would rage quit

---{PC Requirements}---
X Runs on a calculator
X Potato PC friendly
X Decent rig needed
Y Hope you have an SSD
Y Time to upgrade that 1080 TI
X Melts through quantum computers

---{Difficulty}---
X Easier than Fall Guys
X Casual-friendly (for the first 5 minutes)
X Requires more than two braincells
X Easy to learn / hard to master
Y Sweatier than a battle royale
X Elden Ring players call it relaxing

---{Grind}---
X What's grinding?
X Only for cosmetics
X Optional but rewarding
Y Hope you like hitting rocks for the remainder of your life

---{Story}---
Y No plot, just rage
X Tetris has a better plot
X Some scattered lore
X Average
X Keeps you paranoid
X Would make a great psychological thriller
X Forget touching grass, you live in fear now

---{Game Time}---
X Shorter than a TikTok
X A few rounds between anxiety attacks
X Your average "one more raid" session
X Longer than your backlog
Y Time is now measured in wipes

---{Price}---
X Free-to-play gem
Y Worth every penny (of your sanity)
X Wait for a Steam sale
X Priced like it comes with real survival training
X Cheaper than building an actual bunker

---{Bugs}---
X Smoother than butter
Y Minor inconveniences
X It's not a bug, it's a feature
X Bethesda would be proud
Y The bugs are more trustworthy than players