Our GabeN, who art at Valve,

Glorious be thy name,

thy sales come,

thy games be done,

at home, as it is at the LANs.

Give us this day our daily deal,

and forgive us our pirating,

as we forgive those who peastant against us.

And lead us not into "cinematic feel",

but deliver us from poor frame rates.

For thine is the Valve,

and the keyboard,

and the mouse,

for ever and ever,

GabeN