ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS! ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS!

There is a C UM alert in aisle 4!

Someone came all over the floor. There is c um everywhere. You cannot stand in aisle 4 without seeing or feeling semen. The amount of sperm and ejaculate in aisle 4 is simply unnatural. Please for the love of God, we need a cleanup in aisle 4. This lagoon of c um must have been produced by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blue whale. Oh God I can smell it. The c um has invaded my nostrils. There is so much c um. I cannot see. It's all white. Everything. White. Mom please help. SOS. Someone call 911, or 411, or a scientist I don't know. I'm *gargling noises* drowning- in- *more thick phlegm gargling* c um! *dial tone*

WASNT BIG LEZ you ♥♥♥♥ <3

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The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)


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