Best player I've played with in my life,Hell, maybe even the best in the world. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, flicks, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, spray control and getting kills.

I'm telling you, Zyntex is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult-diapers. When I asked him what the adult diapers were for he said 'They contain my full power so I don't completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids.' Then he bunnyhopped out the door.

Good evening, Mr. Zyntex. I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 2.3 inches is considered small;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XXS size;

3) Even if 1 inches is quite small, it is still possible for your partner to have an ♥♥♥♥♥♥ during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-years-old or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;

Best player I've played with in my life, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

Merry christmas ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ

nenek hang
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