I met this girl one time, she was a ♥♥♥♥♥. So I wrote her a poem to make things right.


To *********,
"Twinkle twinkle little ♥♥♥♥♥, close your legs your not a door. Your gonna catch an STD, your only wanted cause you're free... Twinkle twinkle little ♥♥♥♥♥, you're cheaper than the dollar store."

" A sexy blonde just asked me if I prefer LEGS or BREASTS, I replied I'm more into shaved ♥♥♥♥♥ and anal. Apparently this is not an acceptable answer at KFC."

"What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? No.... it's a $100 bill."

"Confucius say man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ time."

"Relationships are like garage sales. From a distance it looks like it could be interesting. But up close, it's just a ton of ♥♥♥♥ you don't need."