lord of swag, masters of masters, the great polando king lol he is polando the coolest swag with the biggest balls and huge ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ penis he has so much swag that his swag meter is like mega high and he has mega sex with hella women (no men because thats gay and hes not gay so stop calling him gay lol he has swag) and he has nice lips they are very red and big and his skin is white like cool color white like his eyes dont look at u right because hes always on watch like maybe some guy is gonna shoot him but no his eye not look straight so he sees them coming like wow this guys so cool and has so much swag like look at his massive swag aura yes his swag is so large there is an aura yes mega swag like ultra instinct but with swag instead of instinct although swag is his instinct yes hes so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cool look at him wow master swag 5000 dude he is also immune to 5g unlike u lol get rekt man of poland is cool and like cooler than youu ♥♥♥♥ youu you are scum lol large penis swing and break ur house in half hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha he will never go into a coma like that loser eridan get rekt idiot man of poland aka polando aka polandino aka god of earth is coolest man on earth no scratch that solar system no wait actually universe yes clown universe hes so cool and has so much swag and hes master of everything including masters so that means hes master over himself but no one is master of him so how does that work lol idk hes too cool yeah he has a large ♥♥♥♥ humongous like damn hes so cool and sexy yeah his ♥♥♥♥ is so fat damn im getting horny wtf man of poland is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot my ♥♥♥♥ is raging hard like its so hard i cant pee wtf yo why cant i pee it hurts omg let me pee polando please im begging you please polando please please please let me piss my bladder is full and my ♥♥♥♥ is so hard ok its getting softer now thank you polando for letting me pee i owe you ok its fully soft now polando)