Once upon a time, there was a singularity called a singularity. It was a tiny mass of pure energy that housed the ingredients of the universe. All it needed to cook was a little time, but instead it got me, a little pony named Artsy. I arrived there with my TARDIS, and seeing that the poor, primordial singularity was so boring, I decided to poke it with a stick to see what would happen. As the stick touched the compressed mass, it quickly expanded, giving birth to something. I saw that this world was dark and full of crap, so I decided to decorate it with galaxies, stars, and nebulae- and so it was so, the universe was born, or something like that. I found this rock called Earth, and being so tired of being God, I decided to take a rest on its surface. As I sat down and looked at the glory of my creation, I thought to myself that it be so much cooler if the universe was strawberry flavored and smelt like a new car. Unfortunately, I hadn't invented the strawberry yet, so it was not so. I went to Mars for my lunch break, and when I returned to Earth, I met a new friend. His name was Bob, and he was an apple. As I sat down for one last time before more stuff happened, I inhaled deeply, then ate Bob. So yes, to sum it all up, I am Artsy, ruler of the universe, and if you don't like it, you can kiss my black hole. [insert squee here]

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Additional Information

~ Religious affiliations: Atheist
~ Political affiliations: Liberal/Democratic

I would like to point out that since I have recently been bombarded with friend requests, I may be hesitant to accept yours. If I do not accept you, please do not take it personally. The same goes for groups- if you invite me to your group, chances are that I'll just ignore it.

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Favorite Games (in order)

~ 1) Half-life 2
~ 2) Team Fortress 2
~ 3) Portal 2

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the most confusing moment of my entire life:

♥ Artsy Pie ♥: lawl pancakes.
♥ Cutsy Pie ♥: Next Name: Pancake Pie
♥ Artsy Pie ♥ has changed their name to ♥ Pancake Pie ♥.
♥ Cutsy Pie ♥: NOOO
♥ Pancake Pie ♥: I WIN.
♥ Cutsy Pie ♥: YOU STOLE IT
♥ Pancake Pie ♥: LMFAO
♥ Cutsy Pie ♥ has changed their name to ♥ Artsy Pie ♥.
♥ Artsy Pie ♥: HA
♥ Artsy Pie ♥: EAT ITTTT
♥ Artsy Pie ♥: TIME
♥ Artsy Pie ♥: FOR
♥ Artsy Pie ♥: IDENTITY THEFT
♥ Artsy Pie ♥: HA
♥ Pancake Pie ♥: OH GOD
♥ Artsy Pie ♥: ♥ Scootsy Pie ♥ has changed their name to ♥ Cutie Pie ♥.
♥ Artsy Pie ♥: OH CRAP

Meanwhile...

♥ Cutie Pie ♥: I love to stick a melon up your ass and moan "take me to wisconsin"

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WARNING: The FACP (Federal Administration of Cute Ponies) has issued a severe cuteness warning. This product is highly cute and is to be handled with great care. Failure to proceed with caution can result in AIDS, serious injury, and even death.