i bought this game and expected a quick fap. but this game was so visceral, it inspired me to break out the pen and write to an old childhood friend:

dear friend,
it has been several eons since our last discourse
life has got me down bad
buying hentai games on steam to dull the pain
of waking up every morning to the lonely side of my bed
my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bleeding from the taco bell i consumed
my cheeks clapped like a thunderdome in the night
the white porclain, the ♥♥♥♥-stained toilet seat
please rescue me from my troubles
for i am no longer a whole man,
but a man who dreams of taco bell, waifus, and bread

- bread man