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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:17am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:49am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 7:47am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 6:10am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 6:18am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 11:50am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 11:47am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:27am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:29pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 12:32pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:35pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:35pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 10:44am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 11:31am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 11:56am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 12:14pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 1:02pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 8:05am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 10:19am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:08am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:55am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:24am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 10:44am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 12:16pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 12:26pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 12:51pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 1:21pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 1:25pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:32am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:49pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:54pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 11:24am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 8:25am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 12:55pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 11:47am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 1:16pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 12:28pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:15am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:14am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:38pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 2:38pm