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There's more to life than anyone allows you and yesterday does not know who we are
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Hoba 9 Feb @ 4:30pm 
🎮 CS2 Enthusiast Extraordinaire! 🎮

Welcome to my corner of the digital battlefield! 💥 When I'm not busy planting bombs or defusing my own hopes and dreams, you can find me perfecting my knife skills (no, not in the kitchen - I’m not that talented). 🥇

I’m here to show the world that "camping" is not just for tents and nature lovers. My favorite strategy? Hiding in plain sight and hoping the enemy can't see my glowing keyboard! 🌈

Join me as I dive headfirst into the virtual chaos of CS2, where my aim is as reliable as a cat on a hot tin roof! 🐱🔥 Whether I’m clutching a round or clutching my heart after a near-miss, one thing’s for sure: it's all about having fun and trying not to rage-quit… too often! 😅

So grab your AWP, let’s make some questionable decisions together, and remember: in CS2, the only thing better than winning is making your friends laugh at your epic fails! 😂💔
Gnavid 21 May, 2023 @ 4:55am 
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
Thomas The Train Enjoyer 31 May, 2022 @ 11:28pm 
play smart
Thomas The Train Enjoyer 31 May, 2022 @ 11:28pm 
EZ MODE. SHRED MODE. GOD MODE. YOOO IT'S CHA BOI WRECKFEST AKA K WIZZLE AKA K WALL AKA KYLE. STREAMING AT http://TWITCH.TV/WRECKFESTTV .. BEEN PLAYING GAMES SINCE FOREVER. HALO LEGEND. COD LEGEND. CS:GO LEGEND. FPS GOSU! WOW-WARRIOR 2500+MMR GLADIATOR/ARENA MASTER. PLAYING CS/COD MAINLY RIGHT NOW. IF YOU LIKE WHAT YA SEE-HATE ME OR LOVE ME-GIMME A FOLLOW IF YOU WANNA CHECK OUT A RADICALLY ELITE GAMER MC-G DAWG-THANKS EVERYONE!!! XD
Gnavid 31 May, 2022 @ 11:24pm 
EZ MODE. SHRED MODE. GOD MODE. YOOO IT'S CHA BOI WRECKFEST AKA K WIZZLE AKA K WALL AKA KYLE. STREAMING AT TWITCH.TV/WRECKFESTTV .. BEEN PLAYING GAMES SINCE FOREVER. HALO LEGEND. COD LEGEND. CS:GO LEGEND. FPS GOSU! WOW-WARRIOR 2500+MMR GLADIATOR/ARENA MASTER. PLAYING CS/COD MAINLY RIGHT NOW. IF YOU LIKE WHAT YA SEE-HATE ME OR LOVE ME-GIMME A FOLLOW IF YOU WANNA CHECK OUT A RADICALLY ELITE GAMER MC-G DAWG-THANKS EVERYONE!!! XD
Da Jimmer 31 May, 2022 @ 11:24pm 
EZ MODE. SHRED MODE. GOD MODE. YOOO IT'S CHA BOI WRECKFEST AKA K WIZZLE AKA K WALL AKA KYLE. STREAMING AT http://TWITCH.TV/WRECKFESTTV .. BEEN PLAYING GAMES SINCE FOREVER. HALO LEGEND. COD LEGEND. CS:GO LEGEND. FPS GOSU! WOW-WARRIOR 2500+MMR GLADIATOR/ARENA MASTER. PLAYING CS/COD MAINLY RIGHT NOW. IF YOU LIKE WHAT YA SEE-HATE ME OR LOVE ME-GIMME A FOLLOW IF YOU WANNA CHECK OUT A RADICALLY ELITE GAMER MC-G DAWG-THANKS EVERYONE!!! XD