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你好!我是隔壁老王,
本人技术堪比逃生者界的地雷。
常年驻扎地下室,专业送分二十年。
急需一位温柔女玩家在线夸夸,
只要你喊“好棒”,我就敢修发电机!
主营业务:
蹲草丛、送人头、倒地不起,
可语音,可撒娇,喊破喉咙喊“队友加油”也可以。
——
不怕坑,只怕没人夸!
本人菜,但心诚。
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Attention all visitors to this profile:
This child is SEVERELY autistic.
Do not make loud noises near him.
Do not shine bright lights near him.
Do not look him directly in the eye.
Do not touch him or any of his toys.
Do not say anything freaky.
Doing any of the above may set him off on a crashout