hey man i love you :3

Hey you sound like the kind of guy who doesn’t mind me talking about how much ♥♥♥♥♥ I eat. So check it out, I eat more ♥♥♥♥♥ than a coyote let loose in the suburbs. I eat ♥♥♥♥♥ more than your wife thinks about throwing away her ring. I eat so much ♥♥♥♥♥ that Matt Damon’s about to do a documentary about ♥♥♥♥♥ disappearing across the globe at an alarming rate because I ate it all. I visited Japan back in the 80’s and they invented pac-man after they saw me eating ♥♥♥♥♥ up and down the street. Then I got some revealing emails from this pod of dolphins and I stopped visiting Japan after that. Long story short I eat more ♥♥♥♥♥ than the incinerator at a PETA kill shelter and your comment made my ♥♥♥♥ softer than a white dude’s prison sentence.

so cool guy (let me out of ur basement)

you cheated in the dark souls games to 100% them or used sam

Booky, if you're real, we miss you