Diamond Jack: The Villain I Appear To Be

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Master of the Hellish Yard : Hello, I'd like to preface this message through making you guys aware of the fact that I am a high IQ person. Some of the things I'll do this may seem irrational at the time - but I can assure you, every action that I take has a greater meaning, and unless you also have high IQ you'll probably not understand the "questionable" things I do. In conclusion, do not speak to me like we are equals and there will be no problems, thank you.
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We Do It Live! : Drop your pants and touch your toes.
I'm going to show you where the wild goose goes.
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Master of the Hellish Yard : you gotta pay the troll toll to get into that boy's hole
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zen : You can't spell Metric without C, R, I, and T.
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Master of the Hellish Yard : Think of me as an onion. A really f*ckin' hot and sexy onion. Personality wise, I don’t seem all that appealing at first, but as you peel back layer after layer of me you’ll find the same exact sh*t and you’ll start cryin'.
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Master of the Hellish Yard : Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.
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Master of the Hellish Yard :
Haiku:
Fear of pregnancy
That's why I opt for anal
With men, just in case.
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We Do It Live! : When the waitress tells me to "say when" while she's grating my cheese, I say nothing. The room fills with Parmesan. There are no survivors.
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Master of the Hellish Yard : Oh I could use that as a spray, but nah, gay porn better.
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Master of the Hellish Yard : I sexually identify as a plastic bottle, hmu if you're thirsty :)
We Do It Live! : You've been sitting out in the sun for too long. Your chemical makeup has leaked into the water supply and has tainted my beverage. Disgusted by the taste of cheap mexican diesel to create the plastic, I toss you in the garbage like the trash you are.
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