Blueicewow
Travis   Washington, United States
 
 
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby ♥♥♥♥, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
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Crash | 12 Mar, 2021 @ 6:14pm 
ello
lolzuser4 5 Jul, 2020 @ 4:40pm 
hi
xD 30 Jan, 2016 @ 5:12pm 
thats whats up
Blueicewow 15 Apr, 2014 @ 10:33am 
thats whats up
Mikey!! 14 Apr, 2014 @ 9:52pm 
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO =DDD mikey is back
Ren 12 Oct, 2013 @ 3:09pm 
suuuuuuuuuup