get a job that you cant do while you melt into your chair and put on a catgirl voice while playing counterstrike you waste of space ♥♥♥♥♥

get a job that you cant do while you melt into your chair and put on a catgirl voice while playing counterstrike you waste of space ♥♥♥♥♥

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Meow meow meow we had hard esex

You will never be a real femcel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

men are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even femcels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your high raspy voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online femcel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

You wrench out a fake "tfw no bf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence. Every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel.