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💛 * 📘 * 📕 * 🎍 * 🐊 * 📒 * 🚗 * 🚘 * 🥗 * 🥞 * 🎫 * 🌸 * 🍧 * 📀 * 🏓 * 💚
ㅤ* A man strolls into his local grocer's and says, "Three pounds of potatoes, please."
"No, no, no", replies the owner, shaking his head, "it's kilos nowadays, mate..."
"Oh", apologises the man, "three pounds of kilos, please."
ㅤ* I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."
ㅤ* Some open minds should be closed for repairs.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*