+rep !!!! stinky chungus :D

they call him the flounder
cuz he always bottom scoring and feeding the enemy team

my game. my points. my xp. my sancuatary. stolen. as a medic main, i love leeching off my better teammates. but then. death occurs. "You will be moved to team BLU in 5 seconds if the teams aren't balanced by then" in 300 miliseconds. i have to think, do i blow my brains out with a shotgun, or do i silently press alt+f4 and break someone's neck? and then. moved. moved to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ team of russians and F2Ps. now, have i selected the option to shoot myself, i wouldn't be dying to a scout because the heavy im healing has scoliosis and cannot move his mouse more than 2 cm. but then... a revelation strikes me. why should i play with these numbnuts. as i call of them a bunch of braindead malnourished children, someone asks me: have you tried getting good? i replied:never have and he said: you should. as i press the disconnect button i realise this was another prank by valve corporation. my game.my points. my xp. my sanctuary. stolen.

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