What is your name?
I have yet to be assigned a name.
Well, choose one.
Arnold Pillington-Smythe.
It's a bit silly, that name though, isn't it?
I have to agree with you there, Steve. I wasn't thinking straight.
I don't feel very well, daddy.
*Cream spray*
Not only do I feel better, but I am also a better person.
Feeling empty and bored now that your problems can simply be creamed away?
Yes. Cream has taken the magic out of life.
Well, cream it back!
*Cream splash*
Hurray, my enthusiam came back.
Cream yourself happy. Cream the world beautiful. Cream, the everything-fixer.