Só o Astolfo? pq não eu?

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A voz da protagonista é extremamente irritante, mas mesmo assim era uma MILF de uns 40 anos atraente, cara de cavala e uma das minhas tags favoritas no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ é MILF ou MATURE, me masturbo me imaginando fazendo amor com uma coroa casada sem a necessidade de um relacionamento amoroso apenas sexo e com a possibilidade da ejaculação intra uterina, já que as trombas de falápio estariam com a ligadura feita pelo SUS, mas enfim, aquela atriz muito me apeteceu e sofri uma poderosíssima erecção, minha glande se assemelhou à abobada do Taj Mahal, um monumento eregido ao prazer tamanho o fluxo sanguínio na minha estrovenga. E durante o restante do filme eu me imaginei comendo aquela coroa safada em diferentes posições ao ponto de quase ejacular, tamanho minha alucinação causada pelo tesão fulminante.

Minha esposa queria passear no shopping center, almoçamos por lá e decidimos pegar um cinema. Chegando lá só filme merda, e ela optou por assistirmos o filme de humor Minha Mãe é uma Peça 3. Eu particularmente prefiro adquirir um câncer abdominal do que assistir um filme nacional, mas como eu queria dar um dia de princesa para ela acatei sem falar nada. Beleza, o filme é sem graça total, não consegui esboçar um sorriso durante o filme inteiro mas parece que meu humor não é tão arrojado porque a macacada dentro da sala gargalhava.

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you are a true gamer

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are!

500h de nekopara meu respeito e pouco

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csgo é jogo de precto
pare com isto em nome da lei

fala chef qual é o papo ?? !!!!!!!!

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Ata

que isso cara troca o seu nome ai suicidio n tem graca nenumhma e vc ta ai zoando de depressao kra namoral parece q nem viu o novo video do logan paul sem ata seriao

tamo junto meu parsa

haha jogar videogomos

Leo

haha, jogar videojogos num churrasco

Melhor parceiro de Cup Head, vlw por passar o churrasco jogando cmg :)

"an"caps
Not even ONCE

In a covenant…among proprietor and community tenants for the purpose of protecting their private property, no such thing as a right to free (unlimited) speech exists, not even to unlimited speech on one’s own tenant-property. One may say innumerable things and promote almost any idea under the sun, but naturally no one is permitted to advocate ideas contrary to the very covenant of preserving and protecting private property, such as democracy and communism. There can be no tolerance toward democrats and communists in a libertarian social order. They will have to be physically separated and removed from society. So to speak.

plz no buli

>gay AND depressed
W O K E

what the actual ♥♥♥♥? only G A Y S have depression, my ♥♥♥♥♥. WAKE UP

♥♥♥

hm

DOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Why. Why when you love. When you love man you are, gay, automatically?

apenas ♥♥♥♥♥ são permitidos aqui

o junior desceu ao avistar a macaca amazonica

ola junior

not a bad ideia ytho

<3

waterless sea ftw

christian communism ftw
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1917* perdão

implicando que ja não é um de 666

Caralho ein Arhtur, tu leu o Manifesto Comunista cara, parabéns! Já pode começar a assistir Rick & Morty pra complementar seu QI de 3 dígitos!

It's about equality though.

A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies.

Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?

Two things result from this fact:

I. Communism is already acknowledged by all European powers to be itself a power.

II. It is high time that Communists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Communism with a manifesto of the party itself.

lol gay

voce eh gayzao entao.

Não sou gay so gosto de pau

still gay

traps are not gay. I repeat, traps ARE NOT GAY. How idiotic do you have to be to think that they are? traps are probably even less gay than some women. I understand why some people MIGHT consider traps to be gay, but once thinking about it i don't know why people wouldn't change their mind. traps look like women. WOMEN ARE NOT GAY. IF YOU ♥♥♥♥ SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A WOMEN, HOW IS THAT EVEN SLIGHTLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY? I can kinda see why people think having a ♥♥♥♥ makes it gay, but the ♥♥♥♥ only makes up about 0.2% of the human body. if the rest of the body is feminine, that's 99.8% straight. let me repeat, 99.8% STRAIGHT, THAT'S EXTREMELY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STRAIGHT. THERE ARE WOMEN WHO ARE LESS THAN 99.8% FEMININE, YET PEOPLE DON'T CALL THEM GAY. If you wanna ♥♥♥♥ a woman who looks manly as ♥♥♥♥, I'm not gonna call you gay, but you shouldnt call me gay for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ traps either. It makes no sense why people let a single penis ruin an entire sexual encounter, it's easy enough to ignore.

Homosexuais vão pro inferno
Converta-se querido
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