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1 person found this review helpful
11.5 hrs on record (7.0 hrs at review time)
Haven't finished it yet, but so far it's good.
Apart from the zurk sections.
Posted 22 November, 2022.
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144.7 hrs on record (144.5 hrs at review time)
If you heard it was good, you heard that right. However at the moment it would cost $60 in my local currency, while I've bought it for less than $15.
Posted 27 April, 2022.
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0.3 hrs on record
I have to review something, and this one was fun anyway.
Posted 28 November, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
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5,272.8 hrs on record (5,036.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I think it got better, LG-ing through obstacles is mostly gone for example. Rockets still can misbehave though, and "this player is conveniently facing and shooting nails in some other direction, oops, same player killed you with a gauntlet hit" thing is still there.
It's time to edit for 25 XP

Original review

"Ehm, actually..." simulator.

Examples:
- stepping out of a teleport, going somewhere... QC: "Ehm, actually we did not tell that other guy you disappeared in that teleport, so down there he is still shooting this lightning into you. Oops, you are dead"
- fighting someone through a door, stepping out of sight... QC: "Ehm, actually we just left you hanging there a bit more, so he is still shooting at you. See this lightning coming through the wall? That was what killed you"
- running forward in a straight line, absolutely no one around at all... QC: "Ehm, actually we think you are 1.5 meters to the left. Why are you running into that wall next to the door?". This one happens always to the left... Soviet propaganda?
- running backward in a straight line, shooting at an enemy running toward you along the same line... QC: "Ehm, actually that enemy rocket you expected to propel you backward, miraculously passed through you, it was detonating at your back and pushed you toward the enemy"
- "Ehm, it is nice here, but actually you were killed in that other room by a rail hit. See, you were running along this wall now, but we assure you the guy is still in that direction somewhere behind it"
- "Ehm, do you see that guy, his nails are just flying in that direction? Actually he was facing you for some time alreadyt and killed you with a gauntlet hit"
Posted 11 August, 2019. Last edited 30 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
251.1 hrs on record (216.8 hrs at review time)
This one does not need refunds anyway.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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2.6 hrs on record
Very nice for a couple hours appetizer, it is completely free and no one dies at the end this time.
Posted 23 November, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
58.2 hrs on record (43.3 hrs at review time)
Kinda okay.
Posted 24 November, 2017.
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