CremeCauter
Ser Salami   California, United States
 
 
Aight, Let's rescue this total waste of human life
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Amateur writer | Professional wierdo | Some musician

A Mixture of Albums

A Brew of Songs

The Wonderous Incredibleness of Humanities Unholiness
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I don't think that glory hole provides the anonymity you think it provides
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Revolutionary Shadows
149 5 1
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96 Hours played
Ronald Reagan is somewhere in the ninth circle of Hell and I am determined to wrap my bootstraps around his testicles and rocket ride his dumb ass back to Earth so I can waffle stomp his ♥♥♥♥ back in till he starts coughing it up like a backed-up sewage drain just so he can experience an analogy of medical care in 21st century America.

The best boomer shooter with a developer focusing on making their game as fun as possible with accessibility options for anyone to enjoy the game

+Weapons can combo into one another creating stronger attacks to deal with different threats

+Movement techniques that help you evade enemies, traverse maps, and feel stylish.

+Rewarding to play through the game once, and then playing it again to 'Perfect' rank all the maps. turning 10-40 minute attempts into runs that were sub 6 minutes.
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9.9 Hours played
God has abandoned us; leaving only his accursed strawberries atop his perilous mountain of madness.
Favorite Guide
Created by - Mister B
1,466 ratings
A collection of the many feet you'll encounter on your journey through the Lands Between. Note: this guide now also includes feet you'll encounter on your journey through the Shadow of The Erdtree DLC!
Recent Activity
262 hrs on record
last played on 5 Feb
96 hrs on record
last played on 4 Feb
9.9 hrs on record
last played on 31 Jan
ziggy_ 20 Dec, 2024 @ 5:23am 
Yes!! :dsdcsmile:
KoolLilKiwi 8 Nov, 2024 @ 6:59am 
:extralife: Have a wonderful weekend friend!
Damsel of Distress 18 Feb, 2024 @ 4:58pm 
i have 0 clue what you mean but for the sake of argument perhaps
CremeCauter 13 Aug, 2023 @ 8:17pm 
It's in the glove box :-)
Passthegrenadeplease 22 Jun, 2023 @ 3:59am 
Show me your porn stash, I know you have one
Passthegrenadeplease 14 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm 
:taloslol: