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Go Left

Move to the left.
Låst opp 9. feb. 2019 kl. 5.05

Go Right

Move to the right.
Låst opp 9. feb. 2019 kl. 5.05

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Låst opp 2. juli 2019 kl. 13.49

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Låst opp 21. mars 2021 kl. 17.43

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Låst opp 2. juli 2019 kl. 14.24

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Låst opp 2. juli 2019 kl. 14.38

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Låst opp 2. juli 2019 kl. 15.08

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Låst opp 22. mars 2021 kl. 17.47

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Låst opp 22. mars 2021 kl. 17.27



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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