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man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road.

he turn to his girl and say:

"baby, i love you very much"

"what is it honey?"

"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some more fuel."

"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."

"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door

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MARK ZUCKERBERG

F U WERE FLATENNED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N THE FOREST CUTTIN & SETTIN FIRE ALL AROUND DA TREE THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE LUMBERJACKS
WE JACK TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this CHAINSAW to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get WOOD your A TRUE LUMBERJACK

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stay out of my territory

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ur cute

gay person at grocery store: im buying this for my bf
cashier: ummm are you gay wtf
me: :o
gay person: 8o
baby: if you wanna battle then i’ll take it to the street where there’s no rules take off the gloves ref please step down gotta prove my skills so get down my lyrical dempsey roll about to smack down now gotta shoot to kill and shoot the skill don’y you be afraid man’s gotta do how it feels six to seven to eight to nine ten i flip the script to make it to the top ten go

elephant weenie terra

After 12 long months, Sora meets and holds Lugia for the first time. The newborn creature looks into her mother’s face in amazement. Sora was finally meeting the child he had longed for, and Lugia was meeting the face of the voice that comforted her during those long months.

Possibly Sora’s favorite thing to do with his baby is to play with her. And it seems that little Lugia has found a new toy to play with, Sora’s spikey hair, and Sora doesn’t seem to mind having his hair being tugged by his curious baby. x3

After 12 long months, Sora meets and holds Lugia for the first time. The newborn creature looks into her mother’s face in amazement. Sora was finally meeting the child he had longed for, and Lugia was meeting the face of the voice that comforted her during those long months.

Possibly Sora’s favorite thing to do with his baby is to play with her. And it seems that little Lugia has found a new toy to play with, Sora’s spikey hair, and Sora doesn’t seem to mind having his hair being tugged by his curious baby. x3

screech

poots on ur butt

pees on ur uterus

stop

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