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A MINORRRRRRR!
look, i know you’re out here bhopping through life, but i need you to slow down for a sec. i got a key—a premium, pristine, purest form of digital currency—and i need something in return. i'm talking TF2 trade business.
what do you got? hats? unusuals? some cursed-ass low-tier skin that only a degenerate like you would hoard? i need drip, co. something that makes me look like a menace on 2Fort.
one key. one deal. don’t fumble this.
- danse
Just trying to reach you about some letters I received from you.
I'm a little confused what you meant by "I want to twist your balls into a knot and smack them with my tongue"
this was a little off putting, so please try not to contact me in the future.
Thanks,
-Coworker 10072827
I got a foolproof business plan, and I need a tactical operator like you to help execute. This is easy money, no risk, pure profit. We’re basically helping society, if you really think about it.
So here’s the plan—we find these "government-sponsored storage units" (aka homeless veteran camps), and we relocate some of their underutilized assets (blankets, food, maybe a few choice valuables). These guys aren’t even using half this stuff efficiently—we’re just optimizing the distribution. Classic supply and demand.
Then, we flip the goods on Craigslist, eBay, or directly back to the shelters (think of it as a subscription service). Best part? Zero overhead, pure revenue.
Might need to move quick at night, but overall? Easy cash. You in?
Let’s link up and discuss "business logistics." This is literally a goldmine, Co.
🚀💸 Danse, CEO of Ethical Redistribution
What's up, my movement maestro? You tryna squad up and kick some gaming butt in CS:GO? I'm talking bhops, edgebugs, and absolute deagle dominance—full netizen takeover. 🔥
I know you're probably out there surfing the digital ether, but it's time to lock in, load up, and frag some fools with the squad. Let’s make these lobbies our slaughterhouse.
Can I have some?
—Danse 🕷️
READ IT ALL 👇
🌸 Usually, I hate chain mail, but this one is super cute and REALLY WORKS 🌸
🌎 7 billion people in this world, and you are one of them 🌎
🍭 You are special and beautiful, which is why I’m sending this to you 🍭
📖 want good things to happen to you, so read this 📖
🚫 Now that you have read the beginning, you can’t get out of this 🚫
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🐶 will get your dream pet for Christmas 🐶
😊 You will become very popular 😊
🧸Everyone will love you🧸
⏰ Send this to 15 people in the next 30 minutes ⏰
💀 If you ignore that means bad luck for the next 3 years 💀
📙 You will also struggle with your grades next year 📙
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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️
💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️
✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤
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girls talked to: 0
Hours on CSGO: OVER 9000😂
Showers taken: 0
Furries hunted: 12
Mountain dews drank: 610 😝
Hours spent dank memeing🐸😂: 400+
Keyboards broken😡: 4
Flicker gooning sessions: 152
Those who know 💀💀💀
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