My good sir, I saw you in Hunt showdown (sadly on my alt named ROM) and had found a long lost twin who played better than I ever could so out of jealousy I tell you know if I ever see you in the bayou, may the best hunter win............ lol nah I just liked the VC shenanigans, thought it was pretty funny, on top of our usernames just happening to be similar but I was so sad I wasn't on this acc, gg.

gg nice try <3

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

poor hatchet, never saw a team more ready to run away </3

GG, never seen a team so dedicated to camping one building.

rats