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89.4 hrs last two weeks / 6,682.5 hrs on record (6,535.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 15 Jan, 2021 @ 8:28am
Updated: 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:26am

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Human
☐ Lizards

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money.
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10 Comments
-Chopzzyy- 14 Feb, 2021 @ 11:47am 
nice man XD let's buy game !!!!!!!!!!!!
-=D=-(Yo) 8 Feb, 2021 @ 11:17pm 
No
vknmax 8 Feb, 2021 @ 9:15am 
u copied the comment
Nomm 7 Feb, 2021 @ 5:54pm 
No.

It's not for kids at all. Kids can go and hump their fucking teddy bear before even attempting to play Rust.

Sort of it, don't come to Rust kids.
l_Digi_Dude_l 7 Feb, 2021 @ 4:17pm 
Say guy, I like the format of this review. I might have to steal this and tweak it just a little.
Haksikard 1 Feb, 2021 @ 10:00pm 
Darn I can't play this it is not for lizards
Murthag041 30 Jan, 2021 @ 2:45am 
Audience: Kids.
WillyB 27 Jan, 2021 @ 12:42pm 
go outside virgin
bumswagger 19 Jan, 2021 @ 6:59pm 
I'm sorry sir but as a man with too many hours on souls, it is not hard.
Luca$ 16 Jan, 2021 @ 11:29am 
Cap this game is harder than darksouls