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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 8:54pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 5:33am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 6:59am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 12:47pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 6:34pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 10:37am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 11:28pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2024 @ 8:45pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 11:52am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 5:04am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 3:45am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 7:31am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 4:25am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 8:21pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 8:25pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 8:32pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 8:50pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 9:03pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 8:34am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 12:47pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 10:23am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 10:25am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 11:41am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 6:39pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 6:39pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 6:39pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 8:25pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 9:01pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 5:55am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 8:34am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 8:20pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 8:20pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 8:44pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 6:26am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 12:23am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:42pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 8:22pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 9:04pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 10:18am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 5:41am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 8:53pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 10:24am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 11:01am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 8:39pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 6:22am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 8:13pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:41am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 10:10pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 9:39am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2024 @ 6:52pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 8:25am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:19pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 5:13am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 2:38am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 6:56pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:25am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 4:01am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 12:50am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 12:50am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 8:48pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 5:46am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 8:54pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 10:38am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 5:21am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 10:18am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 10:09am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:04pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 2:25pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:04am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 9:27am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 6:56pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 2:45pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 11:41am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 6:50pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 9:50am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 9:01am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2024 @ 9:22pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 6:32am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 11:48am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:04pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 11:48am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 11:50am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 11:48am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 1:41pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 11:28am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 9:15pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 6:11pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 7:36am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 9:47pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 8:43pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 9:14am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2024 @ 6:27pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 11:56am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 9:02pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 6:14pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 11:08am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 9:01pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:06pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 4:52pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:25pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 10:37am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 5:34pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 9:53pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 7:30pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 9:04pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 9:46pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:12pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 12:35am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 5:17pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 9:57pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 6:25pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 6:16pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 9:59pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 5:13am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 3:00pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:07pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 4:25pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:31pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 11:20am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:06pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 9:44pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 4:06am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 9:27am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:34pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 9:00pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 9:00pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 8:11am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:09pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:36pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:13am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:04am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 8:20pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 5:21am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 12:47pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2024 @ 9:49pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 5:56am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 6:19pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 8:57am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 5:08pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2024 @ 8:36pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 1:52pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 7:13pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 5:04am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 8:57pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 7:26am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 9:43pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 6:11am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:30pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 2:59pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 6:20pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 6:56pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 8:31am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 8:35am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 8:57am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 9:07am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 8:53am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 9:07am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 9:18am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 10:30am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 6:39pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 5:45pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 9:02pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 5:34pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 7:22am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 7:59am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 5:25am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 8:49pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 11:13am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 4:59pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 5:02pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:31pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 9:25am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 6:43pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:27pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 11:11am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 12:02am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 5:08pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 9:54pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:15pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 7:21am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 9:07am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 10:43am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 11:06pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:25am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 11:56am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 5:45am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 11:16pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 8:58pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 11:24am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 9:05pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 3:30am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 6:32am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 3:10am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 4:07am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 2:17am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 8:11am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 4:25am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 4:50pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 7:26am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 7:21am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2024 @ 7:24pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 9:53pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 4:06am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 6:28am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:31pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 9:15am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 10:14am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 10:28am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 10:27am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:45am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 9:33am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:35pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 4:05am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:17pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 10:09am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 9:05am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 5:05pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:09pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 9:46pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 7:29am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:05pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:17pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 2:57pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 9:24am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 8:04am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 11:07am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:10pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:29pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:29pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 11:12pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 9:18am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 11:14pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 9:17am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 9:07am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 11:12am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:17pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 8:27pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 11:25pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:09pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 8:35pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 7:47am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 11:47am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:27pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:27pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 6:57pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 11:29am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 2:35am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 11:48am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 6:11pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 4:12am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 9:46pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 4:06am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 6:43pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 10:43am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 11:18pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 10:08pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 11:19am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 6:06pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 9:12am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 5:02pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 3:10am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 3:10am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 9:48pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 9:54pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:05pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:17pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 2:57pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 9:08am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 11:07am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 11:07am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:10pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:29pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:29pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 11:12pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 7:44am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 3:10am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:09pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:10pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:10pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:15pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:23pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:31pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:32pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 9:17pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 5:31pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 11:10am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 3:10am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:03pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:08pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 11:11pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 11:15pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 6:25pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 9:55pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 5:38pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:04pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:04pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 9:02pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 10:48am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 11:21pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 5:29pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 2:46pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:34pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:34pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 3:31am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:26pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:28pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 3:10am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:09pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:10pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:10pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:15pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:23pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:31pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:32pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 2:24pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 2:33pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 2:53pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 5:31pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 3:18pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:31pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:31pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 11:17am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 3:15am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 11:18pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 9:05pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 11:56am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 11:56am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 4:07am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 4:46pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 6:15pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:29pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 12:19pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:28pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 10:51am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 3:43am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 4:54pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 12:03am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 4:48pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 4:48pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 9:14pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:29pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 7:44am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:22pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:34pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:34pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 4:09am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:19pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:29pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:57pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 2:26pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 10:50am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:09pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 3:09pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:20pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 3:24am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 5:31pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 11:45am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 12:02am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 9:12pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:28pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:28pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:30pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:36pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:49pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 3:07pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:12pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 10:51am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:51am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 12:59pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:28pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:30pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:36pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:49pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 3:07pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:12pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 10:51am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:51am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 12:03am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 10:43am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 11:16pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 12:05pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 5:31pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:35pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:51am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 4:21am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:05pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 11:18pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 4:07am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 3:10am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 3:02pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:36pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 8:23pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 8:39pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 2:21am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 9:30am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 9:22am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 5:26pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 11:22am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 11:17am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 3:03am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 11:22pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:43pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 9:46pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 12:58pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:38pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 6:41am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 5:39pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:12am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 2:36pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 5:31pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 11:56am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 12:59pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:11pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:51am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 4:19am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 5:58pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 1:41pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 5:29pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:35pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 5:38pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2024 @ 9:26pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 12:50am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 10:01pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 6:50pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 4:52pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 8:27pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 9:05pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:35pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:34pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:34pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:28pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 11:13pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 5:28pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:00am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 5:31pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 11:56am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 12:59pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:11pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:51am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 4:19am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 11:23am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 4:14am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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