hate this guy

Let's cut to the chase. I'll pay you $50 to step on my balls. You heard me. 50 buckaroos to step on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. The amount of time it would take to step on my balls and then resume to your regular schedule is about 1 second if you are skilled at the job. If you do the math that is a profit equivalent to $3600 an hour. I may or may not offer some wiggle room in the amount that you will be compensated but i can asure you my offer is as generous as they come. Think about what you could do with $50. Alot of people would take that $50 and use it to buy some sort of goods but instead i like to invest that $50 in intangible service, which would be paying someone to step on my balls, hence this conversation. This is a limited time offer and if you don't want to be of service then i will go recruit another ball-stepper. Get back to me ASAP, these balls won't step on themselves.

Cheers to the smallest ♥♥♥♥♥ in the world. 3-D The Reefree

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