so.... you're the kid that stole my magic the gathering dominaria united collectors booster box. do you sleep well at night knowing im out there, ready to pop off at a moments notice? you wont know when im coming, but just remember it will happen regardless of the circumstances...

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I've done a lot of testing over the past 5-6 years and I've come to the conclusion that Sativa heavy strains of marijuana tend to increase my performance in CS:GO. These results are gathered just from my personal gameplay and preferences so this may not apply to everyone. Just thought I would share the strains that increased performance the most for me.

Look for strains such as these @ your local dispesary/dealer:

Sour Diesel
Blue Dream
Jack Herer
Super Silver Haze
White Widow
Maui Waui
OG SOUR DIESEL
Durban Poison
Kali Mist
Strawberry Cough
Silver Haze
Power Plant
Ramulan
Lemon Diesel
Bazooka
Green Spirit


All these provide more of a head-high which gave me with a more focused sense of gameplay. Zoning into the crosshair becomes easier and I also noticed more patience when shooting. I would shoot when the crosshair was on the player more often and noticed less spraying. More of a f0rest type gameplay after smoking these strains.

So you're going by "EyEcE" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

Don't say another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - one word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.
I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hwat.