now this guy should be on santas naughty list. here me out, last saturday this guy comes walking in with his snapback turned sideways, and fresh lookin jordans, into the bar. It gets even better, he walks up to me and asks to buy me a drink. I aint gay so i refused. the nerve of this guy. couple hours later im a few white claws in and he comes up to me again. this time with some hot chick, and she asks if she can buy me a drink. being the heterosexual that i am i accepted. few drinks in we hit off the night and snapback boy isnt half bad. joking around she says we should all stay at her place, and calling her bluff i said sure. low and behold she actually let us. went back to her place, cuddled, spooned and even got a happy ending. ill tell ya what, she was one good wing woman.